Reverse the Effects of Aging...

... with the Neckline Slimmer. At least, the commercial I saw on TV says it will magically slim your neck.

For the amazing price of $19.99, plus shipping and handling, you will receive a little piece of plastic with a spring inside. All you have to do is put the piece of plastic under your chin and push down with your chin to magically get rid of a double chin and loose skin.

Not only is it not possible to spot lose weight, how dumb must people with double chins be to believe that they can reduce loose skin with exercise? (If you have ever watched The Biggest Loser, you know that exercise has no affect on loose skin!)

If you look closely at the before and after photos, those women will have the exact same result by just holding their chin up higher. In fact, I'm absolutely positive that is the only thing different in the photos.

Here are some things that affect whether you will get a double chin:
1) Your weight.
2) Genetics. (My mom and grandma both had double chins -- I'm predisposed!)
3) Posture.

So, what do you have to do to get rid of a double chin?
1) Exercise your entire body.
2) Lose weight, or better yet, don't become overweight to begin with.
3) Hold your head up.

If all of that fails, well then surgery is really your only option.