Quotes from Friday Night

We had a small crowd of people with us last night when we went out. Needless to say the conversations were scattered. Because of this, I kept hearing just random lines out of context and couldn't help but laugh:

• And he said "I can't talk right now. A pitt bull has my cat in his mouth."
• Donny and Marie taught me how to roller skate.
• I met a really nice watermelon farmer.
• If you were in prison, would you try to defend yourself or would you be someone's bitch?
• If your 19-year-old son was dating a 39-year-old woman...

I think I'll just grab another cup of coffee.